I'd probably do just a bit more than that. I'd probably cut off a kind of important male part with his own knife !!!

Be glad you're not MY son. There'd be more than hell to pay for such a stupid act.

[QUOTE=playinpearls]um--technically it is, unless your living in like, redneckville tn where they hunt moose for pe class[/QUOTE]

hahaha. man i am laughing my ass off.

crap were did it go?

ok!

im embarrassed enough! just stop tormenting me.

i accept that i did a stupid act. just tell me about youre collection if you have one,and if not stop scoldin me!

lol, i used to collect, they are all in the pawn shop now though

ifsemail---hahaha, you would touch his manhood, thats........great

I was the coolest kid in school, I used to collect stamps and spoons.  Im not joking either, then at the age of like 11 I realised how sad I was and stopped.

As I said I collect psychos.  The three in my basement have had 4 days of banjo music.  So now I'm moving onto easy listening.  A couple of weeks of Val Doonican and Englbert Humperdink should soften 'em up REAL nice.

But seriously the only thing I ever collected when I was a kid was Car Brochures.  Kept em for years - had hundreds.  Some great ones from Ferrari and Porsche and Rolls Royce (all from the 70's) some sh*te ones from Austin and Ford. Once I grew up I decided to keep 'em to show my kids how silly and crap cars were when I was kid.  I moved them from house to house when I was a student and everyone thought I was mad with these boxes of bloody old car brochures.  Years later I got married and when when we had our 1st kid (a boy) I was dead excited thinking "Only 4 or 5 years to go and I get pay-back for all the hard work of luggin this junk all over the country". When he was just 4 we had a flood due to a burst pipe and my whole collection was turning into strangely coloured wood-pulp overnight.  He never saw any of them.  I'm a little averse to collecting things now.