lol After calling my friends a twat and a fanny... I'll go off on them, saying they're crumpets. I learn so much here! And you guys thought you'd scare me off or something. Heh.

My.. great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Scotland. Seriously. McCloud clan. Yep! That's not my last name.. but it's there in me blood. That's my mom's research on my grade 2 project at work for yeh.

Go poutine and beaver tails! Canadian food rocks!

 Oh no you di'in't! POUTINE!! Go to Quebec, you fool! They'll shove it down your sorry throat!! It's fries (chips for you UKians out there) coated in gravy with moza cheese melted on top. You.. uncivilized hobo.

And when I said 'beaver tails', I meant that as another Canadian delicacey. Pastry deep fried and topped with whatever you want. It's in the shape of a beaver tail, thus the name. My favorite is with cinnamon, brown sugar, and lemon juice. Bah.

I really need to stop posting paragraphs constantly..

Poutine sounds like poon-tang (sorta)

Do you guys have a delicacy named camel toe?